Movie Review: 9

Animator Shane Acker blew the minds of the Motion Picture Academy in 2005 with his 10-minute short film “9″ (watch it HERE ). The film won the Best Animated Short Oscar and that caught the eye of Tim Burton who helped Shane turn “9″ into a feature film.

The story behind “9″ is that man has been wiped out by a war with machines and nine little creations from man’s last inventor are trying to survive in the war’s aftermath. The ninth creation, “9″ holds the key to man’s survival if he only knew where he left it.

Each one of the nine creations has a distinct personality. “One” is bossy, opinionated and protective. “Two” is a tinker and healer. “Three” & “Four” are twins who thrive on knowledge and study. “Five” represents friendship and family. “Six” is madness and secrets. “Seven” is agility and a warrior. “Eight” is strength and One’s bodyguard. “Nine” well he is still trying to figure that out but he could just be their salvation.

That is basically the story of “9″, except you have these 9 intricate, beautifully shaped and curious creatures who must dodge metal dogs, fight off a mechanized giant octopus like creature and unlock Nine’s secret.

The film is visually stunning. The original short was a landmark short film and has now been expanded to feature length.  But I just loved the atmosphere the film depicts as you are introduced to the world ravaged by war and these little creatures fight to survive. I also have to admire the project for how original and creative it is. It reminded me some of District 9′s unique way of taking so many parts of things we have seen before and blending them into something so original.

I really got into how each little creature was was distinct and how their characters were devoloped. I just wish we learned more about their conception and why they looked like warped sock monkeys with goggles. Were these the only spare parts the inventor had?

I also really enjoyed the voice acting of Elijah Wood, John C. Reilly, Christopher Plummer and Jennifer Connelly. They all really ran with their characters and it helped distguish between which little creature was which.

I did have problems with the film’s overall story. About fifteen minutes in, the story loses itself as a new threat is introduced. The film’s internal logic, as a good friend of mine used to say, goes completely out the window. And you wonder why are they doing what they are doing?

Also who is this film aimed at? It’s too scary for younger kids, even though there were lots in the screening I went to, and its pretty short for adults. The movie is less than 79 minutes long and surprisingly that seems long. It just felt like the expanded the short film when they needed to give it another layer and allow us to feel for the characters before mayhem ensues.

It is all shock and no substance. But if you are hard-core sci-fi geek, comicbook lover or aspiring animator then you have to see this movie!

3 out of 5

So Says the Soothsayer

“9″ opens September 9, 2009

For more on 9.

Check out the making of featurette and the short film that inspired it all.

The Making of 9

The Oscar-winning short film “9″

Movie Review: Fighting

Rocky ranks in my top 25 films of all time and I have been a huge fan of boxing movies ever since I first saw The Champ and Goldie & the Boxer.

Fighting stars Step Up heartthrob Channing Tatum as Shawn MacArthur, a curbside grifter who ends up in one to many fights. But when big time grifter Harvey Boarden (Terence Howard) sees him fight off three guys he sees an opportunity to make some coin. So Howard introduces Tatum to the world of underground fighting where there are no rules. For every grudge match Tatum will get over $20,000 but only if he wins.

The movie gets more complicated when it is revealed the best fighter (Brian J. White) on the underground circuit has a dark secret connected to Shawn.

The movie feels like an extremely tame version of Van Damme flick called Lionheart. You have a washed up fighter who introduces the new kid to the circuit. The ending is even the same. The big difference between the two films are the fights. The fight in Fighting all over the place as the filmmakers tried to go for realism and a little UFC. But they aren’t exciting and very amateur. I mean, Never Back Down was a way better film. Skip this movie and rent Never Back Down. It’s a great guilty pleasure.

Caution: This photo is more exciting than the fight!

The film seems to focus more on the relationship between Shawn and Harvey than anything else. And you know when it comes down to it you are supposed to root for a guy you genuinely care about but half-way through the film we learn something about Shawn that just makes him an unsympathetic chump. By the time the final fight came I wanted him to get his ass kicked.

Another complaint I had was Tatum’s love interest. Do we really need her? What is the point? Other than to get Tatum’s shirt off betwen fights.

Tatum is pretty reliable as Shawn and the twist half way through does allow him to make his character stronger. Howard is also quite unmemorable in this film. He’s just there for a paycheck because he sleep walks through this movie.

I have just never seen a fight movie that wasnt exciting and I have seen all of Van Damme’s movies at least twice.

This is bad, why call it “Fighting” and just call it “Boring!”

1 out of 5

So Says the Soothsayer