With every fall season I try to watch every pilot and determine what is worth pursuing. The pilot is what we all first see of a new show but often it isn’t the best gauge of how a series will turn out. A perfect example of that is say The Simpsons or Seinfeld.
The pilot is never perfect its like throwing shit at a wall to see if something sticks. The best gauge for a show is watching at least five episodes. So what I determine with each pilot season is if the show is worthy of going five episodes.
In alphabetical order, here are capsule reviews of this Fall’s pilots (so far):
BLUE BLOODS (CBS, FRIDAYS)
Stars Tom Selleck as the patriarch of a family of New York cops. Just when you thought CBS had nothing more to explore in the police procedural, Blue Bloods finds a way.
It is almost a hail mary of an attempt but it is nice to see them try. Watch for the twist in the youngest son’s (Will Estes) storyline.
Prognosis: Potential, will give five episodes.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5
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BOARDWALK EMPIRE (HBO, SUNDAYS)
Steve Buscemi stars an underworld boss in 1920s Atlantic City who stands to make a fortune from Prohibition.
The pilot was directed by Oscar-winning director Martin Scorsese which sets up the many storylines the series hopes to follow.
Buscemi is strong and gives us a different kind of gangster. The pilot also introduces younger versions of Al Capone and Lucky Luciano. HBO series are famous for taking sometimes a whole season to show its potential. Boardwalk isn’t any different even with Scorsese at the helm this series will take a while to get good.
Prognosis: Potential, will give five episodes.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5
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THE DEFENDERS (CBS, WEDNESDAYS)
Jim Belushi and Jerry O’Connell play the slickest pair of attorneys in Las Vegas.
The pilot introduces the characters nicely and delivers some funny scenarios.
But my question was why focus on their job it seems like such a waste when the series could be way more interesting if the primary focus was these characters lives with the job second. Kinda like Nip/Tuck but with lawyers.
Prognosis: Potential, but boring.
Rating: 2.5 out of 5
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THE EVENT (NBC, MONDAYS)
Lost is gone. Flash Forward is RIP.
Now NBC is trying to launch another multi-layered story-driven narrative as it takes elements of Lost and 24 and tries to merge them. It hard to tell where this show plans on going.
So I am going to give it one more episode to a potential of five. If it lasts that long. With these kinds of shows it is easy to get attached but very often we are left with no conclusion.
Prognosis: Potential, will give five episodes.
Rating: 3 out of 5
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HAWAII 5-0
(CBS, MONDAYS)
Update of the 70s classic TV show was directed by Len Wiseman (aka director of Live Free, Die Hard and the Underworld).
Alex O’Loughlin and Scott Caan have great chemistry and the dialogue is quite funny. I loved the energy of the show and look forward to the next episode. Will it wear out it’s welcome like CSI Miami or will it give us something new in crime procedurals.
Prognosis: Potential, committed to the end of show.
Rating: 4 out of 5
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LONE STAR (FOX, MONDAYS)
This pilot surprised me and once more it looks like the best new show of the fall season isn’t being embraced by a mass audience.
The series is about a con-man who has two families and a domineering dad (played by David Keith) but is trying to go legit with his latest long con.
Fox has already threatened to pull the plug after one airing. The creator of the show has been pleading through the Hollywood Reporter for people to watch the show.
The show is brilliant but I don’t see it surviving.
Prognosis: Potential, committed to the end of show.
Rating: 5 out of 5
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OUTSOURCED (NBC, THURSDAYS)
Hmmm, The Office in India. Outsourced finds a novelty executive shipped to India to run a call centre over there.
The stereotypical jokes are everywhere but they aren’t offensive instead delivered in a Crocodile Dundee kind of approach.
The series has some clever characters and lots of potential.
I thought the same way after seeing last season’s Community’s pilot. I’ll give it a chance.
Prognosis: Potential, will give five episodes.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5
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SHIT MY DAD SAYS (CBS, THURSDAYS)
Wow, now that was just painful. If this show didn’t star William Shatner I would compare to something my cat throws up that is a cross between his dinner and a hairball.
Shoot this series soon please.
I get why people like the Twitter page but this is just awful and sooo badly written. Community’s Season 2 premiere was funnier when they had a Twitter account about Chevy Chase’s character called “Old White Guy Says”. Please find a companion show for Big Bang on Thursday but not this steaming pile of crap or should I say shit.
Prognosis: Abandon ship!
Rating: 1 out of 5
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UNDERCOVERS
(NBC, WEDNESDAY)
Okay, I was bored with this show 10 minutes in.
My biggest complaint is if you are going to make a spy show featuring sexy black actors why not take advantage of that.
If you are gonna be black, be black damnit! The script sounds like these characters are a too perfect all-american white couple who have the perfect life and yes they are the perfect spies too. Blech! The script and tone of the show needs to be more black or you just have Alias with two boring married people. Give it an edge, develop the dialogue make these people sound black and not melba toast. Get some black writers, producers and directors for this show. Find that niche! Oh and if I see another NBC logo pop up during this show that says “more colorful” I am gonna scream!
Advice: Forget the damn restaurant! This ain’t Melrose! Get the couple a non-white sidekick, who is actually funny. Send the couple on a long mission to Africa to take down an African warlord like in Sierra Leone or Nigeria.
Prognosis: Potential, I’m on the fence.
Rating: 2.5 out of 5