Retro Review: Captain Corelli’s Mandolin

A sweeping saga, a highly respected novel, two attractive stars, and an Academy Award nominated director are the ingredients that make up Universal’s epic romance, “Captain Corelli’s Mandolin”.

Sounds like a lock for audiences and the critics, or is it?

The epic romance begins in a small village in Greece. The village fills a small island and seems to be unaffected as the Second World War explodes on the mainland. A doctor (John Hurt) and his daughter, Pelagia (Penelope Cruz), watch as their local townspeople start to send their young men to fight in the war. Among those men is Mandras (Christian Bale) who happens to be engaged Pelagia.

Mandras disappears from Pelagia’s life, as he never writes during his time abroad. Soon the island is over-run by Italian soldiers who swear they have are not there to hurt the townsfolk. Instead they are there to protect the island. The town never falls for the Italian propaganda but instead shows much resistance. Pelagia and her father are forced to accommodate Captain Antonio Corelli (Nicolas Cage).

There is a lot of friction between the Captain and Pelagia as the war continues. The more Pelagia gets to know Corelli she starts to see a different man than she has ever known before. Where does Pelagia’s allegiance and loyalty lie? What is the real reason for Italian presence on the island?

“Mandolin” comes off as a tender love story and does a lot to overcome a lot of problems surrounding the production. The obvious flaw is the miscasting of Nicolas Cage as Corelli. Cage’s accent comes off as bad as Kevin Costner’s Robin Hood (oh yeah, he didn’t have an accent in there did he?). Corelli’s smoldering good looks and musical charm could have been better accommodated with an actor like an Antonio Banderas, or a Benjamin Bratt. Cage’s accent grows on you but really is never at home with his mannerisms. He looks very awkward playing the small mandolin as his huge arms cradle the little instrument. It’s like a hulk of a mechanic trying to strike a harp.

Penelope Cruz is slowly adjusting to American filmmaking, as her performance is a lot more natural and relaxed compared to the way she was in “All the Pretty Horses”. Cruz has a unique and almost innocent beauty, which really brings a lot to the secluded Pelagia. The scenes where she says little really are interesting to watch. She says a lot with just a look.

One of the more interesting performances is that of Christian Bale, who really grasps his Greek character with confidence and out acts Cage on many occasions. I really liked Bale and its glad to see “American Psycho” has brought him to Hollywood’s attention after so many years. Well since “Newsies” any ways.

My favorite scene is between the doctor and his daughter where he has a brilliant and tender soliloquy about love and what it means to our lives. He talks about how you will know when you have found the one. This beautiful scene gives us a glimpse at what the novel must have reflected to its readers and what the film is trying to do. It’s a shame the scene will be lost in this romantic mess.

The best part of the film is the second half as the true nature of the story really unfolds. It’s to bad the front half will probably put you to sleep. The only puzzling element about the second half is the “earthquake”? Why was it necessary? I am not really spoiling anything by talking about it because it has absolutely no purpose to the story or the characters. It’s just there. Maybe it is more relevant in the novel.

Aside from the tenderness of Penelope’s quiet scenes, Mandras and the beautiful locale, Corelli has nothing else to offer. I can’t say that I recommend Corelli but it may be worth a look on DVD. As long as there isn’t a 4-hour version of this film on the “Corelli” deluxe edition DVD.

(3 out of 5) So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Quills

One of the most colorful figures in French history has always been the Marquis de Sade.

The Marquis was perverted, demented and experimental.

He claimed that he knew the gateway between pain and pleasure.

During his sadistic quest it is said that he was a magnificent lover.

The Marquis’ exploits were frowned upon by the upper class and when the Marquis became involved with one of them he was thrown into a mental institution. Where his erotic tales of pleasure were born.

Loosely, that is the story forefront for the new motion picture, “Quills”. “Quills” opens with the Marquis (Geoffrey Rush) already locked up and slowly going insane. Trying to save the Marquis from himself is a padre named Coulmier (Joaquin Phoenix). Coulmier does his best to make the Marquis comfortable by giving him a lot of luxuries.

One of those luxuries is the ability to write. Mad, luxurious, and extremely sexual works begin flowing from the hand of the Marquis. These works become the obsession of the Marquis chambermaid (Kate Winslet) who is so very curious to envelope their unbridled passion. As the Marquis finishes his first most famous work entitled, “Justine”, the chambermaid assists him in getting it to his publisher.

When the institution becomes a mockery of society and the novel becomes a best seller, the “powers that be” hire a new doctor to tame the Marquis and oversee the institution. His name is Dr. Royer-Collard (Michael Caine) and he may be sicker than the Marquis could ever imagine. How will these characters but heads? Will the Marquis corrupt the doctor’s teenage bride? How will the asylum change with a new master in the house?

“Quills” is a Geoffrey Rush movie from beginning to end. Rush’s presence captivates us as we plummet deep into the world of the Marquis. What I loved about his performance was the passion and depth.

It’s one of the finest I have seen in recent memory. He is electrifying and surreal as he submerges in the passion of the Marquis. Delivering passion, torture and spiritual abandonment is quite difficult to convey in a just a look. It also doesn’t help when you are nude for half the film. It’s purely amazing.

I would also like to mention the other performances in the film. Joaquin Phoenix is as brilliant here as he was as the tortured Roman prince in last summer’s “Gladiator”. Phoenix should get nominated this year for one of these brilliant performances.

Kate Winslet is as powerful here as she has ever been and I did love how she could play against Rush and not get swallowed alive. Kind of like what happened to Julia Roberts in “Mary Reilly” when she faced off against John Malkovich’s Dr Jekyll.

I also really liked Amelia Warner who plays the doctor’s bride. This relative newcomer has a brilliant knack of delivering a performance that subtly changes from innocent bride to scheming vixen. It’s a very interesting and engaging.

The only performance that I found was out of place was veteran actor Michael Caine who seemed to have the weakest character and performance in the film. I am sure with his brilliance he could have found some faucet of depth for the doctor who is a creation of society. I liked his presence but every time he was on screen he really never brought anything new.

I also loved how the film created the debate about who was more insane, the doctor or the Marquis. I mean with the Marquis you have control which is directed into his writing and with the doctor you see his blatant corruption of his young, innocent and very virtuous fifteen year old bride, Simone (Amelia Warner). Who is more insane? Which figure dictates a saner approach to the 1760s France?

If you really think about it, the Marquis isn’t really that insane if you compare him to that time’s society. I mean the people back then were cut-off from sexuality and any mention of it was a sin. If the Marquis was let loose in the 1960s I don’t really think he would have been described so much as a deviant. In the doctor’s case, he is a deviant even today. Isn’t it amazing how society changes and how society dictates who and what we are?

To conclude, Quills is one of the best pictures of the year. Sadly I do wonder if Oscar will overlook it because of its extremely sexual content.

(4.5 out of 5) So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Hearts in Atlantis

“What would happen if you were visited by a mysterious stranger and that stranger held a gift? And he wanted to share that gift with you.”

“Hearts In Atlantis” is based on a Stephen King novel of the same name. The story takes place when times were innocent and a mysterious stranger named Ted Brautigan (Anthony Hopkins) moves into a room above, Elisabeth Garfield, a single mother (Hope Davis) and her 11 year old son, Bobby (Anton Yelchin). Elisabeth is dealing with the death of her husband and the debt he left behind. She seems to have given up on her son and often pushes him away. Bobby absorbs himself in his friends and begins to strike up a curious relationship with Ted.

Ted offers Bobby a job where he must read the newspaper to Ted everyday. Bobby hopes with his new job he can afford to buy that bike he has always wanted.

Bobby and Ted’s relationship will be tested as mysterious circumstances begin to surround Ted and his world. But no matter what, they wouldn’t have ever missed these incredible times.

“Hearts in Atlantis” is one of those enduring coming of age stories that really makes you yearn to be 11 years old again. Scriptwriter William Goldman embraces this story through the eyes of Bobby and never really fleshes out the mysterious Ted. This element is utterly brilliant because this story is Bobby’s. The writer maintains the viewpoint of the child and we see Ted through Bobby’s eyes. No matter what his flaw is it doesn’t matter through the eyes of innocence.

The performance of Hopkins and Davis really make their characters come to life. Davis steers head long into a tormented woman who must have been a challenge to play. Davis does deserve an Oscar look for her portrayal of Elisabeth Garfield. Her portrayal is so strong of the mother that her dominance almost over-shadows Hopkins. However I do wonder if Hopkins wanted to flesh Ted out more as he played him. Did Hopkins want to unravel Ted like how the character was handled in the novel?

When talking about this film you have to talk about the child actors as well. I don’t know how Hollywood finds so many wonderful child actors all the time.

Anton Yelchin (Bobby) delivers a performance that reminded me a lot of Henry Thomas from “E.T: The Extra Terrestrial” or a younger Elijah Wood. Yelchin shows a range at such a young age and it isn’t often we see it in someone so young. I really liked this kid and it will be interesting to see if he becomes an Elijah or fade away like a Henry.

Tragically “Hearts in Atlantis” cinematographer Piotr Sobocinski died in March of 2001 but his final photography captures beautiful scenes from the warmth of innocence to the darkness of film noir.

Piotr Sobocinski was a fine craftsman and he will be sadly missed. Sobocinski also photographed such films as “Angel Eyes”, “Twilight”, “Marvin’s Room” and “Ransom”. But in my opinion his last American film was his finest achievement.

“Hearts in Atlantis” is one of those films that the whole family can watch and talk about afterwards because in its core that’s what the film is trying to convey. Family is everything. “Hearts” could be one of the best films of the year.

(4.5 out of 5) So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Sunshine (1999)

The chronicles of a dysfunctional family over three generations.

The epic struggle of the Sonnenschein family becomes evident with the birth of Ignatz Sonnenschein (Ralph Fiennes) who falls in love with his adopted sister Valerie (Jennifer Ehle).

This controversial and taboo act plagues Ignatz as he becomes chancellor to the Emperor of Hungary.

He eventually ignores the taboo and marries his true love ignoring his father’s warnings of a curse. As Hungary enters World War I, Ignatz ends up alone and disgraced as the Emperor is overthrown by a dictatorship.

As the film uncovers the next two generations of Sonnenschein’s we begin to see the dysfunction of a troubled family and its struggle to remain together. Ralph Fiennes continues as the next two figureheads of the Sonnenshein family as they struggle through both World Wars and a complete metamorphosis of soul, morals and religion.

Sunshine is one of those period pieces heavily laced in history that would appeal to all history buffs but its message and length may become overwhelming for the average movie-goer. Ralph Fiennes continues to amaze us as he is so strong and brilliant in this film.

Director István Szabó’s sweeping camera shots and attention detail really does make us think how far will these people go. His amazing “Rocky” type fencing scenes during the Olympic Games were amazing and a real hi-light of the film.

Then in a complete reverse we are faced with a “no holds barred” Nazi torture scene that is a little hard on the eyes and stomach. Its gripping, shocking and a real test for Fiennes. Szabo covered all the extremes as the family desperately tries to change with the evolving country.

Sunshine’s main flaw has to be its ability to keep the viewer interested for 3 hours and some change. There is very little suspense or intrigue to hold the film together. Sunshine works as a family tree brought to life.

When I finished watching I wondered what the film was trying to say exactly. But I came to the conclusion that it’s detailed in the struggle.

The family’s struggle echoed and accented Hungary’s evolution from monarchy to the Iron Curtain. With the fall of the Iron Curtain there seems to be one more generation of Sonnenschien’s left to explore.

(4 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Melinda & Melinda

Woody Allen has always been obsessed with the theory that tragedy and comedy were always closely connected. He believes that you can take any given scene and it will work both tragically and comically.

In his new film, “Melinda and Melinda”, director Woody Allen tries to prove his point. The film centres around one single female character Melinda (Radha Mitchell) whose life is played out both through tragedy and comedy. The two separate casts around Melinda in each chapter reflect upon that theme’s events and moods.

All in all, “Melinda and Melinda” is a great attempt at trying to clarify this debate. Allen’s structure and attempt to make the story interesting does lack however. I felt some parts were hard to follow and I especially found the core story unappealing.

I will give Allen credit being able to lose yourself in the film and not being able to follow the film does prove how seamlessly tragedy and comedy can come together. But it comes off as more of a gimmick than clarification.

Radha Mitchell is one of Hollywood’s most under-appreciated actresses. She’s got range, beauty and knows how to steal a scene. Mitchell is the best thing in this film and Woody gave her a big opportunity with the film it’s a shame that the script didn’t support his vision.

There are some great supporting cast performances especially from a very-restrained Will Ferrell who falls for Melinda in the comedy side of the film. Ferrell shows here that he has a lot more to offer than “Old School” and “Anchorman” as he distances himself from film projects that feel like an SNL skit.

“Melinda and Melinda” is a comedy more about technique and education than entertainment. I like the fact that Allen is trying to prove his point, I just wish I had cared more.

(2 out of 5) So Says the Soothsayer

Retro Review: The Others

It will be forever known as the “next Sixth Sense” but what a lot of movie goers may forget is that “The Others” takes the concept a step further.

“The Others” opens with three estranged servants approaching a giant manor during the tail end of World War II. They believe they can find work if they just approach such a large estate.

Upon their arrival, the servants are quickly invited in. A tall thin lady of the house named Grace (Nicole Kidman) seems to have been looking for servants to replace hers that have disappeared. Grace begins to tell them about the “rules” of the house.

Rule #1 states that every door must be closed before another is opened as you move about the house.

Rule #2 says that all the blinds and curtains must be closed at all times. Grace claims that these rules keep her children safe and that her children suffer from a skin illness that leaves them ultra sensitive to light.

As the servants start to settle in they begin to realize that the house may harbor a hidden secret. What is that secret? What has gone on in this house before? Are there intruders lurking about the house?

“The Others” amalgamates the concepts of old English ghost thrillers, like the “original” Haunting and the plot twists of the Sixth Sense to create a whole new original horror concept. This new concept is original and can be very shocking at times. The director doesn’t throw a roller coaster of thrills at you but instead delivers quite a somber film. The somber and subtly allow the actors and audience to become closer to the situations which in turn makes the horror more interesting.

As the shadows dance and blend over the walls and faces within film, “The Others” conveys a “noir” feel. If the film had been shot in “black-and-white” it would have been an incredible sight. It may have been even more captivating.

Nicole Kidman gives the performance of her career as the over protective and often paranoid mother. The Grace character is a “control freak” and it is brilliant as we watch Kidman slowly show the mother lose that control. She also would have been incredible to see in “black-and-white”.

Her hairstyle and clothing echo the times and some of the camera shots reminded me of the femme fatales of 1940s cinema. I also absolutely loved Kidman in this film and she definitely deserves an Oscar nomination.

You also have to hand it to the casting members of the film who found these children. The film really works on so many levels because of them. Wow, are they quite the find. Maybe the casting agents for the Harry Potter films will see these children and give them mainstream exposure.

“The Others” isn’t for everyone as it is slow and there are a lot of shadowy camera angles. But if you can stick with it there is a logic and hidden meaning to the story that is worth seeing.

(4 out of 5) So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Big Fish

Director Tim Burton’s “Big Fish” is a movie about family, stories and the world we live in. “Big Fish” stars Billy Crudup as Will Bloom, a son who is frustrated with his ailing father, Edward Bloom (Albert Finney). Will has grown up hearing the wild and fantastical stories of his father’s life. He has become obsessed to hearing the truth about his father’s life instead of the “tall tales” his father loves to create.

As Edward recollects his best stories, we are exposed to the world of young Edward Bloom (Ewan McGregor) seen through the older self’s mind. Edward’s journey is in fact a magical one. His world is filled with giants, circus performers, witches, Siamese Twins and of course a really big fish.

What kinds of truths are hidden within the stories? How did the relationship between Will’s father and mother (Jessica Lange) help fuel his father’s imagination? Are there any dark family secrets? What is fact and what is fiction?

Burton’s effortless blending of story and real-life make for an interesting and very moving ride. Sure you have the bleakness of real-life every time the film comes back to reality but each time you want to believe even more. You really enjoy following the magical exploits of young Edward.

In some ways you might even want to believe his version more than that of reality. It would have been interesting if Burton tried to or left a hint that maybe the fantasy world could have been reality. This twist could have taken this film to even a deeper level.

I really enjoyed the struggle between father and son as each had become frustrated with the other. Crudup and Finney’s performances make this relationship seem so natural. Finney is incredible as the man clinging to what is dearest to his heart. It is almost heartbreaking watching the withering man trying to convey his heart to his steadfast son.

I also liked the performance of McGregor who brings innocence and a resonating ray of hope to young Edward. His role seems very tongue-in-cheek at times but McGregor holds it together as we really believe in Edward.

One of the most magical scenes in the whole piece was a quiet moment between Finney and Lange. You can see their devotion and love swelling inside. It was even more tender and moving when Lange snuggles up against Finney while they are both lying in a bathtub. It’s a radiant scene that speaks volumes to what the project is saying. Life is all about the love we share with each other.

I did have some problems with how Burton decides to end his classic tale of family. I was puzzled to why the film ended that way. The film often recollects that sure we can tell the real stories but aren’t the tales more fun. Did we really need all the answers we are shown? I guess for once I wanted a little more ambiguity or more depth in the tales.

Burton is a magical storyteller and that is exactly what his film celebrates. I guess I just wanted to believe more in the fantasy world than that of reality.

(4.5 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Is Reese Witherspoon all washed up?

After the abysmal failure that was HOW DO YOU KNOW and the shockingly unappealing WATER FOR ELEPHANTS is the former top actress in Hollywood over?

It’s already been six years since Walk the Line. Five since she won her Oscar. Like many of Hollywood actresses after winning the Oscar, they stumble and die in a fiery death in a box office explosion. (Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Charlize Theron)  I am still waiting on Reese’s sci-fi or skintight catsuit flick though.

I have to admit I loved Reese. I liked her rom-coms (Legally Blonde, Sweet Home Alabama, Just Like Heaven).

I loved it when she took risks (Cruel Intentions, Freeway, Fear, Election). For me Election is still the best performance of her career. Don’t get me wrong I loved Walk the Line but Reese was born to be in Election.

But it’s been six years since I have liked a movie of hers. I know lots of you liked Monsters Vs. Aliens but really does lending your voice equate Hollywood prowess?

Reese is a decent actress but only when she wants to be and for Reese that takes some doing. When she gets lazy we get movies like Four Christmases and Rendition where there were rumors newly single Reese was hot for her co-stars. Unfortunately her new marriage doesn’t seem to be helping her choice in films. Her next film is from the ‘brainaic’ mind of McG where Reese is caught in a love triangle with Tom Hardy and Chris Pine. Ugh!

The question we should be all asking ourselves is HOW DO YOU KNOW when a career is over?

I think Reese does have the chops for a comeback but she also needs a project that challenges her and fits into the Reese mold. First though she needs a project made for her. She needs to stay away from being forced to play parts that aren’t her. It like a square peg in a round hole.

First of all she needs a typical Southern flavored rom-com where she would co-star alongside Matthew McConaughey. Maybe they are competing journalists or TV reporters, think “The Naked Truth” except southern-fried and way, way better. Maybe by the writer of Sweet Home Alabama. This will bring back the Reese of old.

Then I have a crazy idea of her remaking 1973′s THE WAY WE WERE with Matt Damon.

Maybe I am crazy but this could work.

Retro Review: Murder By Numbers

Sandra Bullock moves into new territory as she dives head first into the thriller genre. Did anyone tell her there is no water in the pool?

“Murder by Numbers” is a story about Richard (Ryan Gosling of TV’s Young Hercules) and Justin (Michael Pitt of TV’s Dawson’s Creek). Richard is the rich and popular guy that every high-school kid wants to be except he is bored. Justin is the smartest and most anti-social kid in school except he has a theory.

Together these two unlikely allies formulate a plan to commit the perfect murder and follow it to the number. Their reason for doing it is just to see if they can get away with it. Bullock and Ben Chaplin are sent in to uncover the murder masterpiece.

About 20 minutes into this film you know where it’s going. “Murder by Numbers” assassinates its tension by unleashing the murderers on us so early on and then following their reactions as the case continues. I realize the film was trying to show a contrast but it’s just so dull. I have always dreaded thrillers that think they are smart by showing us the murderer during the film. How can it be a thriller if there is no tension?

Didn’t Tony Gayton, this film’s screenwriter see the end of “Scream”? Now that is the kind of angle this film should have had. Why not let the revelation and shock be just that the kids were bored instead of just showing it and filling our heads with teen angst. It could have actually been interesting if their victim had a shadowy past the murderers didn’t know of. You need more suspects and crazy angles to really make the story interesting.

I really liked the performances of the two young stars because they so embodied their characters. Gosling plays the narcissistic perfect spoiled rich teen boy to perfection. Pitt continues his strong form from his other critically acclaimed portrayals in “Bully” and “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”.

Doesn’t Michael Pitt remind you of Leonardo DeCaprio? The sub-plot involving the girl Lisa (Agnes Bruckner) really confused me as that plot wrapped up. Did she or didn’t she cheat on Justin?

I did get bored when the film flipped to Bullock. Bullock tries her hardest to play her detective as a sex-pot who is tough as nails because of tragedy in her past. Her character reminded me a lot of Bruce Willis in “Striking Distance” and the Ben Chaplin character was like Sarah Jessica Parker in that film.

Her character even lives on a houseboat and is an outcast of her precinct. When her secret is finally revealed it’s sort of interesting but very redundant at that point. Can you imagine if the character personalities in Bullock and Chaplin were reversed? The detective character would really be in trouble.

The film’s ending is your “typical textbook non-shock twist ending” that seems to be in all movies of this genre as of late. It must be getting harder to shock audiences.

(2 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.