Retro Review: Remember the Titans

Super producer Jerry Bruckheimer teams with Walt Disney pictures for a true story about integration of African Americans into the white school system during the early seventies. Leading the way is a very proud high school football coach, Boone, (Denzel Washington) who just wants to set aside the recent problems and play some football.

Standing in the way of his goal are the school’s devoted and honest coach, Yoast, (Will Patton), the coach’s enthusiastic daughter (Hayden Panettiere), and a group of young men trying not to let the world around them judge their integrated team.

“Remember the Titans” is a cheerful crowd-pleaser with a lot of heart. It is another staple in the Bruckheimer library that shows this producer is expanding his palette. I loved the chemistry and charge felt when this film really works. It’s amazing how much this film can get to you and make you cheer. I loved Hayden Panettiere as Cheryl Yoast, daughter of coach Yoast.

This little girl had so many key and great moments throughout that you just couldn’t help but cheer for her wonderful performance. I also liked seeing Will Patton carry on his sympathetic tough guy persona in this film much like he did in “Armageddon”. Patton is becoming a great actor and I hope Hollywood is acknowledging his talent.

In regards to Denzel Washington, I found him often to be cardboard when trying to be headstrong coach. Denzel is an amazing actor and he delivers a lot of great speeches in this film but often I find that because the film never deals completely with its racism angle we never really see Boone’s emotional struggle. This leads me to my analysis of the film’s evident flaw.

The biggest problem with “Remember the Titans” was that it was just too pleasing and never really explores the raw side of things. We know that a lot of pain, frustration, and intrigue happened to these characters. The film always takes the cheerful side for the majority of the film and this takes away from the raw emotion connected with a true story. I highly doubt that these situations and the integration as a whole was this way. This point made really pulled away from the heart of Coach Boone and his struggle. I think that was the story of the film not if they could win the next big game. What are we supposed to remember the Titans for? Boone’s struggle or that they won?

I would have loved to see the film explore the racism side a little more and flesh out what actually happened to these people. Thus delving deeper into the emotions and realism of the Titans and the team’s members. Racism is a subject we should all address not ignore. In a lot of scenes the film ignores that a character maybe a racist and just shows it as very subtle friction. What does this teach our children?

(3 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Duplex

Ben Stiller is a genius when it comes to explosive and reactionary comedy.

We have seen his brilliance in films like “There’s Something About Mary”, “Meet the Parents” and his hysterical guest stint on TV’s “Friends”.

We have seen him take comedic risks with cult faves such as “Zoolander”, “Mystery Men” and the critically acclaimed “The Royal Tenenbaums”. His latest film “Duplex” is another bold risk by the broadening comedian.

Stiller teams with starlet Drew Barrymore as a yuppie couple who are desperate to find the apartment of their dreams. Their realtor (Harvey Fierstein) recommends this little duplex with a lot of character. The little character that the place has seems to be the fact that the duplex has an 81-year old rent-controlled upstairs tenant named Mrs. Connelly (Eileen Essel).

The couple thinks that a nice old lady will be quiet and very little bother so they move in.

Sweet elderly Mrs. Connelly becomes the tenant as nightmares for the couple as they literally watch their lives fall apart.

Driven insane by her demands and noise, the couple plots to get rid of the old hag. But how do two inexperienced yuppies bump off an old woman?

Directed by Danny DeVito, “Duplex” escalates and amplifies a lot of the dark comedic timing that has been seen in previous DeVito films. DeVito desperately wants to relive his comedy classic, “Throw Momma From the Train” with this one. In some ways he achieves that but in other ways it gets really difficult to maintain the laughs.

DeVito’s brilliance came with “Momma” continued with “War of the Roses” and pinnacled with his heart-breaking drama “Hoffa”. DeVito shows signs of surviving last year’s “Death to Smoochy” with “Duplex” but he still has a long way to go.

Barrymore and Stiller are great in this film but 82-year old Eileen Essel steals the show. Her performance reminded me a lot of how legendary Anne Ramsey stole “Momma” away from Billy Crystal and DeVito. It is a great performance.

“Duplex” runs out of steam when the central characters have to hire hitman/pornographer Chick (James Remar) to finish the job. Just before and until the film’s twist ending, I felt that it got to serious or had a hard time on how it was going to wrap-up the on-going feud.

I did find that “Duplex” has more moments than a solid construction. As for Ben Stiller movies, I think this one will end up in the “Zoolander” and “Mystery Men” collection than alongside “Mary” and “Meet the Parents”.

(3 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: The Perfect Score

Back in the 1980s, a certain movie writer and mogul revolutionized comedies for a whole new generation with movies like “Sixteen Candles”, “Weird Science”, “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” and “National Lampoon’s Vacation”. His name was John Hughes and he became one of the most successful feature film comedy writers of all time. His films are loved today and it truly is amazing how much of the Hughes flavor is within the new comedy, “The Perfect Score”.

Like the classic Hughes film, “The Breakfast Club” we are introduced to the different sides of the teenage personality. The diverse range of high-school seniors which include Kyle (Chris Evans), Anna (Erika Christensen), Francesca (Scarlett Johansson), Matt (Bryan Greenberg), Roy (Leonardo Nam) and Desmond (Darius Miles) concoct a scheme to steal the answers for their SAT placement exams. Each has been wronged by the test and they decide their futures are in jeopardy if drastic measures aren’t taken. How can a number justify if you go to Harvard or community college?

The film has a simple plot but it’s the characters and their interactions that made me think of so many of those classic Hughes films. Like “The Breakfast Club” that really had a basic plot of 5 diverse teenagers are forced to spend a day of detention together, “Score” looks past the simple plot and more on what makes each teen tick. It is that simplicity and belief in the characters that made those films classic. The same is true here. I truly believe that this film fits that undeniable mold. And trust me, that isn’t a bad thing.

Housed within each of these characters we see a side of the teenage mind and their rebellious struggle we have been watching for decades on screen. We all cheered for “Ferris Bueller” or “Clark Griswold” as they bent the rules to accomplish their goals. And the same is here as we find that we want these kids to succeed.

I loved the spirit and sensibility that these characters had. I also loved how they connected with each other.

I also really liked the performance from Chris Evans who really felt like a vintage John Hughes character. I also loved the humor from Leonardo Nam, who plays stoner Roy. Nam’s humor and craziness as Roy was utterly hysterical. I loved that character even if he did partially remind me of a Kevin Smith creation.

The only real thing missing from this movie was probably an arch-nemesis. There was always a stuffy or strict older person who wanted to mess up the plans of the rebellious teens. In “Breakfast Club” you had Paul Gleason’s Principal Vernon and in “Ferris Bueller” you had Jeffrey Jones’s classic evil Principal Ed Rooney.

The film really needed that to make the heist more insane and delightful. I almost thought that was going to happen when I saw that Francesca’s dad was Fulvio Cecere of TV’s new series “Tarzan”. Cecere could have been a perfect villain. This whole angle could have also fleshed Francesca even more. It is too bad that wasn’t explored further.

All in all, “The Perfect Score” is a surprise and I think people who enjoyed some of the classic Hughes teen comedies like “Ferris Bueller”, “Weird Science” and “The Breakfast Club” will revel at the memories housed in this film.

If Hughes directed a “heist” comedy this is exactly what it would have been like.

(3.5 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Rambo (2008)

It had been twenty years since Stallone had tightened his bright red headband.

But after the success of 2006′s “Rocky Balboa”, it really was a forgone conclusion that Stallone would want to bring redemption to his other landmark career character.

“Rocky Balboa” made us all forget the tripe that was “Rocky V” and the ridiculous alley brawl. So why couldn’t a new Rambo film help us forget the “over the top” (pun intended) craziness of “Rambo 3″.

Stallone brought “Rambo 3″ to Afghanistan not as a commentary on the Cold War but he wanted to showcase the valiant struggle of the Afghani people during the Russian occupation. Stallone took the same approach when he made “Rambo” in showing the genocide ripping apart Burma.

The story begins when a group of missionaries hire Rambo, who now works as a river boat captain, to take them into Burma so they can offer aid to the people. Rambo connects with one of missionaries played by Julie Benz (Dexter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer). She seems something in Rambo which he hasn’t felt in a very long time, friendship. When the missionaries village is attacked Rambo joins a motley crew of mercenaries on a rescue mission. And in typical Rambo style all hell breaks loose.

This latest incarnation of Rambo is more blood-thirsty, dirty, nasty and crazy then the other films. Blood and carnage is like poetry to Stallone, who also directed. Exploding body parts, guns mowing down people, the sickness of humanity and the carnage really shows the impact of war but when is enough is enough. The gore in this film compared to the rest of the series is like saying the difference between John Carpenter’s Halloween and Rob Zombie’s. There is a very disturbing escalation especially since Rambo never killed anyone in the first film.

But the images of war and the savagery of humanity is what this film is about. But if you peel back the layers of blood there isn’t much to really get into with this film. The more human scenes that bookend the film are what there is to treasure here. One of the deleted scenes even shows a different side to Rambo’s internal struggle. I think as he had gotten older and had been in seclusion for so long he would have become more human. But really he hadn’t. It almost should have been a “history of violence” kind of story. Twenty years is a long time, he could have found peace until once more his world is shattered by war and thus he has to become the monster once again.

I liked seeing Stallone return to the character and that audiences wanted to see more but I think the return could have been even more special.

There is a key scene in “Rambo 3″ where Trautman compares Rambo’s training to that of a mighty sculptor. He asks Rambo when is he going to come full circle. This one scene would echo what Stallone is conceiving with Rambo 5. He wanted to bring Rambo back to the States. But after Richard Crenna’s passing in 2003, how can Rambo come home when the only person to welcome him would be his old friend. The latest Rambo ends with what seems like a flash forward in time with Rambo coming down a long road and stopping at a mailbox that says Rambo. In the film, Rambo told Julie Benz’s character that his father may or may not be alive but really I think this was conceived as a replacement for Crenna.

There have been talk of Rambo facing an alien like Predator in a sequel it was going to be called The Savage Hunt. Then the premise of Savage Hunt was changed to military experiments and children raised to kill. Then there was an idea of bringing Rambo to Africa. The best and brightest rumor is that Rambo V will be titled “Rambo: The Last Stand” which will bring the series back to North America and be an intense thriller in the spirit of “”First Blood”. Let’s hope this is the movie they finally make after Stallone wraps up “Expendables 2″ because this would wrap-up the series and play perfectly to Crenna’s speech from Rambo 3.

(3 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Retro Review: Rambo III

If “Rambo: First Blood Part 2″ was the equivalent to what “Rocky 3″ was to that series. Then “Rambo 3″ is this series “Rocky 4″.

It’s loud, more proud and more bang for your buck.

Rambo is once again tracked down by Trautman, this time hiding in a Buddhist monastery, and asked to take up arms once again.

Trautman wants Rambo to come with him on a covert mission to Afghanistan. Rambo refuses.

Trautman’s mission goes belly up and he is held captive by a ruthless Russian general so it is up to Rambo to go and save his friend. (Insert: Bromance music here)

Rambo 3 like Rocky 4 makes a political statement about Russia and the Cold War. Unfortunately the movie came out just after the Cold War ended and never got the fanfare that Rocky 4 did.

The movie itself isn’t bad for the first half. But the second half turns the story more political, more bloody and well, cartoonish. I have to blame the script for the film’s faults. Plus adding Trautman into so many of the scenes for me spoils Rambo. Can you imagine how less annoying those scenes in the caves and fight above would have been without Trautman? I would have sent Trautman to gather the rebels or better yet kill him off and have Rambo go mental like the last film.

The script also wanted Rambo’s relationship with the kid to be like what Julia Nickson did for Stallone in the last film, this fails miserably.

Rambo is not a father figure in any sense of the word. He hardly talks or shows any emotion whatsoever.

He’s a sex symbol and a hero which is why the romantic angle worked vs. the father angle.

Another reason the script is at fault is Stallone’s “one-liners” don’t work. He can’t do this sort of comedy like Arnie can. That’s what made Arnie so special he could deliver them where Stallone relied on his ability as a writer to avoid dumb lines like that.

This is Peter MacDonald’s directorial debut. He was the cinematographer on the underrated Vietnam film, “Hamburger Hill” the year before he made Rambo 3. He was also the director of the helicopter unit on “Rambo: First Blood Part 2″. So this guy knows Rambo and action and Peter does all he can to make this a thrilling action film.

It is interesting to note that Peter would reteam with co-writer Sheldon Lettich for the very underrated action film “Legionaire” with Jean Claude Van Damme. That movie is better than “Rambo 3″.

(2 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Weird Wednesday: Rambo: Animated Series

Wait, what? I know right? But yes it did exist.

After “Rambo: First Blood Part 2″ came out, the parental advisory board was cracking down on how many kills Rambo had made and how action films were corrupting our youth. Well in 1986 a softer neutered version of Rambo was introduced to America’s youth.

Ruby-Spears, the second biggest cartoon maker in the 80s, crafted together “Rambo & the Force of Freedom”. The series was direct ripoff of “GI Joe” with Rambo leading his own motley named group of freedom fighters. Like the old Joe cartoons, no one died on this series either.

How this came to be was that Hasbro, the makers of GI JOE, were pursuing licensing for both Rocky and Rambo to be added to the GI JOE lineup. Rocky was so close to being a GIJOE trainer that he appeared in Marvel Comic’s GIJOE: Order of Battle comic series. But when negotiations broke down and Stallone sold the rights to Ruby-Spears both additions were nixed. It is funny that other than his likeness, Stallone’s name is not attached to this version of Rambo at all.

They made 65 episodes of Rambo and it ran from April to December of 1986. On some networks it even ran daily.

The action figures, playsets and merchandising that spawned from the series was a carbon copy of GI JOE as well but the toys themselves were laughable.

The series was just plain awful. The animation was as impressive as warmed up meatloaf. The messages for kids were utterly ridiculous. Not to mention, how can you make a Saturday morning cartoon for kids based on an R-Rated hero? What’s next Freddy Krueger on a cereal box? Or Michael Myers solves mysteries with Scooby Doo?

It was such a ripoff of GI JOE that the series had White and Black Dragon who are martial artist brothers on opposing sides. Can anyone say Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow?

GI JOE had some smart writing for a toy-based series especially in the comic books. Larry Hama, I am talking about you. Without Hama’s contribution, GI JOE would have been lost in the 80s cartoon craze abyss. Hama’s comic series took the toys to a whole new level with smart detailed writing and with so many Joe toys that was a feat unto itself.

Rambo never had great writers or creators who took the time to really make this expansion of the character count. So it never had a chance. But like the Star Wars Christmas Special, this series should have never seen the light of day. It just makes no sense for a R-Rated hero to influence and teach kids lessons.

It is funny how we can still find it in $5 Walmart bins once in a while. What is sad is that Ruby-Spears made so many great cartoons and they will never see a DVD release but tripe like this does.

(0.5 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Retro Review: Rambo: First Blood Part 2

“Sir, do we get to win this time?” those are the words that Rambo tells Trautman after he finds him splitting rocks in prison.

That one line speaks to the heart of the character and to all vets who bring their horrors home.

“Rambo: First Blood Part 2″ picks up not long after the first film. Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) is recruited by Trautman (Richard Crenna) to go on a discovery mission back in Vietnam to locate and assess how many American POWs are still left behind enemy lines.

It’s a suicide mission and no one will take it. So it is a job for Rambo. But unfortunately for the politicians who sent him back into Vietnam, Rambo doesn’t know how to die. When they stab him in the back, Rambo rises up and wages a one man war to bring home his imprisoned country men.

“Rambo: First Blood Part 2″ was written by James Cameron during downtime while he was trying to finish “The Terminator”. Cameron’s script was explosive and began with Rambo in a mental institution. But the story, Rambo’s redemption and becoming less insane and more heroic all came from Cameron. He refurbished the character causing him to evolve. The differences between Rambo in the first and second films have angered fans for a very long time. But to make Rambo the action hero Hollywood wanted there had to be a change. If not for this radical shift in the character, Stallone’s career could have been on auto-pilot and many action films after it would have been drastically changed.

Stallone did do a rewrite after Cameron. Stallone’s main contribution was changing the mental hospital to a prison and adding the tragically brief love story.

The love story was interesting for such a macho movie as this.

But it was needed to show Rambo’s transformation into an actual hero not mention also make the soldier more human.

It is not a stellar film but it was a landmark in the series.

Yes, the cliches, muscles ripping, the question of how many arrows and well how many Rambo kills in the movie all lead to the film’s credibility.

In the first film, Rambo kills no one. The people who die are either by accident or stupidity. In the sequel, no one is spared. But there is a big difference between killing soldiers and small town cops.

Once again Stallone delivers as Rambo. Will there ever be another actor, ever, to be as ripped as Stallone was in this flick. I mean how in god’s earth does a man look like that?

Crenna brings more panache to Trautman this time out. I also liked the sweetness that Julia Nickson (right) brings to the film. She is the humanity in this film and she blossoms in it. Too bad we never saw much of her after. Steven Berkoff and Charles Napier are both great in their performances.

“Rambo: First Blood Part 2″ was the second biggest of 1985 only to be beat by “Back to the Future”. It had the biggest opening of 1985 with $25.2 million dollars squashing James Bond’s “A View to a Kill”. Only three Bond films have ever opened at #2. The movie went on to make over $300 million worldwide.

This movie is a audience pleaser, pure and simple. Yes there is a little politics and patriotism but really its a popcorn action flick. And hate to say it but it’s also a classic.

3 out of 5

So Says the Soothsayer

Retro Review: First Blood

“First Blood” still stands up. It might be about Vietnam and the horrors of that war but at it’s core it is really about what happens to veterans when they return to their countries in peace time.

Based on the novel “First Blood” by David Morrell, John Rambo is a Vietnam vet who isn’t sure where his home is after the end of the war. He finds out that one of his best friend’s has died and wanders into the small town of Hope, Washington. There he butts heads with the local Sheriff Teasle (Brian Dennehy) who offers him a ride out of town if promises never to come back. Sheriff drops him off and Rambo walks back into town. It’s another 30 miles to the nearest diner outside of town and Rambo is hungry.

The Sheriff arrests him for vagrancy and resisting arrest. The abusive sheriff and his deputies put Rambo through the ringer and the abuse sets off Vietnam flashbacks for Rambo which causes him to freak out and escape police custody. He takes off for the woods and a full scale standoff begins.

The movie was also the first of it’s kind in the 80s and launched a whole new genre of action films. It also launched many, many Vietnam infused action films such as Chuck Norris’s “Missing in Action” series. But what is probably the most memorable about the film is that it also launched the “one man war” action film and that changed the face of action films. Schwarzenegger, Die Hard, Under Siege and countless others all should be thankful for “First Blood”.

So what made it so revolutionary? Well the story for one thing, “man vs. society” is not a foreign concept but it was in this genre. Westerns had this concept way before but “First Blood” was the first one to bring it the modern action film.

The original cut of the film had way more Rambo and way more flashbacks. In fact, Stallone hated the first cut of the film so much he tried to buy it for himself. He was only paid $2 million for the film and almost lost his life at least three times during some of the crazy stunt work he insisted on doing himself. Because he had shed so much blood and sweat in the movie he wanted to turn the movie into something stronger. Eventually he relented but asked that the movie let Rambo be more mysterious and let the people tell the story. David Caruso’s character said it best: “We’re not hunting him. He’s hunting us!” And that is the tone that Stallone wanted.

This wasn’t the only interesting story coming out of “First Blood”, the movie also was originally going to star Kirk Douglas as Trautman. His son Michael was even considered for Rambo. Douglas dropped out of the movie at the last minute after the producers refused to use the same ending as the book, where Rambo dies. (Spoiler: One of the deleted scenes does include Trautman killing Rambo). Richard Crenna was cast just before the film began principal photography. Can you imagine this film if it would have starred Kirk and Michael Douglas?

Stallone is amazing in this role. He has said that he compares Rambo to Frankenstein’s Monster and Trautman as the doctor. You can see this in his vicious yet subdued performance. The trauma, resistance and pure power that Stallone exudes in this movie is amazing. Not to mention that final scene in the police station, where he falls to pieces. It is no wonder the character became such a cultural icon.

Underrated is Brian Dennehy’s corrupt cop, this is a great performance and proves once again that Dennehy is one of Hollywood’s great character actors. He has been good for so many years. I like how the character believes to the bitter end that Rambo has no place in his world. And even if he did go about it the wrong way, he is completely right. Rambo is a one man war machine and completely unstable, who in their right mind would want him in their town.

If it wasn’t for the abuse scenes in the beginning of the film and the final scene with Trautman, Rambo could be considered the villain of the film. It is amazing how close the movie comes to painting Rambo as a worthy villain. That blurred line is what makes the movie so compelling.

I can’t really give Richard Crenna credit in the movie but in the sequels, Crenna gets better and better. It’s through his eyes that we see the value in Rambo even if he is just a killing machine. In the first film, he just seems like Yoda delivering his powerful one liners.

“First Blood” is one of the greatest action films of the early 80s and probably the 4th best film of Stallone’s career.

4 out of 5

So Says the Soothsayer

Retro Review: Ray

Did we really know the whole legend of the late great Ray Charles? If director Taylor Hackford and screenwriter James L. White have anything to say, we really didn’t.

“Proof of Life” director Taylor Hackford’s latest film “Ray” chronicles the trials, tribulations and life-altering moments of the late entertainer.

Jamie Foxx plays Ray Charles who was able to overcome early childhood blindness, a life of poverty and a heroin addiction to become one of the greatest forces in music the world has ever seen.

“Ray” is the perfect example of a “middle of the road” biopic. You have great ones like “Gandhi”, “The Buddy Holly Story” and of course “Chaplin”. Then you have middle road ones like “La Bamba”, “My Left Foot” and “Michael Collins”. Then there are disappointments like “Ali”, “Prefontaine”, “Seven Years in Tibet” and “Sylvia”.

So what does constitute a great biography? Well first there has to be an interesting subject. Then you have to decide what kind of layers does the film want to show. Is the film a compliment or does it want to uncover all the demons?

Second there has to be a great accomplishment in the subject’s life that the audience can relate to. This second criteria is why Hollywood loves to make biopics on musicians. All the audience has to do is hear a song or a verse and then they know who the piece is about. When filmmakers lose the right to use the material produced by their subject, the film loses a lot of its impact. A perfect example of that was 2003’s “Sylvia”.

The third and final piece to the biography puzzle is how do you want to tell the story? Does the film show the subject’s whole life or just an important portion?

When it comes to “Ray”, all the important parts are met but there seems to be a lack in the presentation that makes the film lose its impact.

Still to this day the closest you can get to a perfect film biography is the immortal “Gandhi”. Like the flawless performance by Ben Kingsley as the legendary pacifist leader so is the amazing performance by Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles. Foxx is utterly flawless and it is truly an amazing performance.

But one great performance doesn’t make a completely great film. This can be said about other biographies including “My Left Foot” and “Michael Collins”.

Daniel Day-Lewis and Liam Neeson do amazing jobs in their title roles but the film around them is quite flawed. This also can also be said about “Ray”.

Other than the performance by Foxx as Ray Charles, there are amazing performances from co-stars Kerry Washington and new comer Sharon Warren. Washington’s steadfast portrayal of Ray Charles devoted but suffering wife Della Bea is utterly magical but a lot more subdued than Foxx’s Charles. Sharon Warren plays the young single mother to Ray Charles and his younger brother George. Warren’s performance is heartbreaking and wrought with the purest emotion I have seen on screen this year. I hope Oscar not only remembers Foxx but Warren as well in a supporting role.

I have always loved the music of Ray Charles and that element helped a lot of my enjoyment of a lot of the many concert set pieces.

But as the music brought out positive emotion some of the scenes involving the entertainer and how he treated the people around him bugged me. I know a lot of the great artists have been flawed in their lives but some of the scenes left a bitter taste in my mouth.

Hackford’s direction is flamboyant and does harness a lot of the emotion of Charles. His no holds barred approach to telling the legend of Ray Charles doesn’t deliver on the impact that it should. All these tragic things happened to the man and Foxx’s performance is flawless but why don’t we care at all about the man?

I liked a lot of “Ray” but like a lot of “middle of the road” biopics the leading performance is probably all that will be remembered when the buzz goes away.

(4 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.