Movie Review: The Delta Force

When I remember watching “The Delta Force” back in the 1980s. I thought it was quite a good action flick especially how the first half echoed the hijacking of TWA Flight 847.

The movie was also memorable for me because it was also the great Lee Marvin’s last film.

Marvin leads a team of special forces into a hijacked American airliner to rescue the hostages. Norris is his second in command.

The movie begins quite good where we get to know the hostages a little kind of like one of the “Airport” movies. Then the plane is hijacked led by Robert Forster who plays the lead terrorist. I had to pinch myself when I realized who was playing the terrorist.

“Delta Force” isn’t a good movie in really any sense of the word. It suffers from split personality disorder. The first half of the film for the most part is quite good but the second half is just plain stupid. The silly rock anthem that is played through the whole film to rah-rah mentality of all the characters to killing lots of bad guys without by just pointing the gun their direction while of course no Delta Force guy gets hit. What is this a GI JOE cartoon?

There is a thread on imdb.com pertaining to all the ridiculousness of “Delta Force”. Another action film from the same era, “Navy Seals” gets a bad rap as well but compared to “Delta Force” that flick utterly golden. I really think this movie should be a drinking game, every time a Delta Force member does anything that makes no logical sense, you drink. You’ll be hammered before they free the hostages.

I think the movie is worse now because there was so much potential at the beginning of the film.

If the momentum, realism and certain peril would have held up this could have been quite good.

But I think what happened was they didn’t know how to keep the action movie contained on the aircraft and so they came up with the idea that there would be two objectives.

I say skip this film and watch 1996′s “Executive Decision” instead. Now there is a film that kept the action on the plane. Heck even 1992′s “Passenger 57″ was better than this flick.

(1 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Movie Review: Missing in Action Trilogy

MISSING IN ACTION (1984)

Chuck’s biggest film to date is probably his most remembered. The movie series “Missing in Action” also is close to Chuck’s heart. His younger brother Wieland was killed in action during the Vietnam war. And something very few know, Chuck’s first on-screen appearance was in the John Wayne Vietnam movie, “The Green Berets” in 1968 where he was a martial arts performer.

“Missing in Action” debuted in theatres just months before Stallone’s “Rambo: First Blood Part 2″. Rambo was written by Hollywood heavyweight James Cameron but the story treatment and concept for the Rambo sequel had been tossed around Hollywood for a while. The writers of “Missing in Action” even give Cameron credit saying their film was inspired by Cameron’s story. Thus confirms all the controversy comparing Chuck’s MIA series to Stallone’s Rambo.

When “Missing in Action” was rushed into production it was imagined as two films. Chuck in the POW camp would come first and then in the sequel would be his return to get his brothers out. Producer and co-writer Lance Hool would direct the first picture while “Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter” director Joseph Zito would helm the second feature. They shot the movies back to back. But in the editing room, the producers realized that the second film was the better movie. So Part 2 was dubbed “Missing in Action” and Part 1 was called “Missing in Action 2: The Beginning”. The second film being a prequel was very rare in the 1980s but producers wanted to get the series off to a stellar start.

There is a reason why “Missing in Action” is one of Chuck’s best films, if not the best. It is a solid action film, has a story, allows for Chuck to use his martial arts but as well fire many weapons. The film also allows Chuck to act. I really enjoyed the scene where the Vietnamese tribunal forces Chuck to face his accusers. The great Asian actor James Hong is the leader of the delegation and the scene is rather tense because you have no idea what Chuck’s gonna do. The man is a walking time bomb and that’s so cool for the film’s opening. I also really enjoyed the performance from Chuck’s leading lady Lenore Kasdorf, who stands up to Chuck. There is some great chemistry between Chuck and Lenore it is too bad there wasn’t more of her in the series.

“Missing in Action” is a fun brainless adventure yarn and solid action picture. I have to say I quite enjoyed revisiting the movie for this review. If it wasn’t for the film’s ludicrous sequels and comparisons to Rambo then I think this film would have been better remembered.

(4 out of 5)

Side note for action fans: Jean Claude Van Damme makes a cameo in the film.

MISSING IN ACTION 2: THE BEGINNING (1985)

“Missing in Action 2″ was shot before the first film and you can see that this film was in fact conceived before the original film. My only question is that if this was filmed before then why when Chuck has nightmares about the POW camp we see Vinh (Ernie Ortega) than his nemesis in this film Colonel Yin (Soon-Tek Oh). Or why wasn’t Vinh in the “Missing in Action 2″. This continuity bugs me if these films were made back to back.

“Missing in Action 2″ is flawed in so many ways. The script,  action sequences and well dynamics are all messed up in the film. It should be a pretty straight shoot but we have implications that Colonel Yin is involved in the drug trade (never really resolved). He is friends with foreign pilot but their relationship is never fully developed. One of Chuck’s buddies is dying of malaria but his eventual death is by poisoning, huh? Then there is the whole Aussie walking into the camp fiasco, what? Then there is the final fight between Yin and Chuck. What was with that sissy boy fight scene? Those dozen punches when he hits Yin in the face. He missed his target by a mile. It was probably the worst choreographed fight sequence in Chuck history.

There is a strong performance from Soon-Tek Oh who has a great time over doing his acting and pushing Chuck’s character to the max. Chuck has a very intense scene which shows the man crying for the first (and only?) time. You just know he was remembering his brother then. It was a major letdown as a sequel no wonder #2 was released first.

(2 out of 5)

BRADDOCK: MISSING IN ACTION 3 (1988)

“Braddock” was directed by Chuck’s brother Aaron Norris who launched his directing career with this film. He had been Chuck’s stunt coordinator since his brother’s first starring role in 1977′s “Breaker, Breaker”.

The story finds Braddock (Chuck Norris) at the fall of Saigon and trying to get his young wife out. Thinking she died in the chaos Norris leaves back for the States. Twelve years later he is visited by a priest who tells him that his wife lives and she gave birth to his son. So Braddock must return to Vietnam and bring back his family.

The best part of this film is the opening. Norris does a great job of recreating the chaos during the Fall of Saigon. Keith David even shows up in the opening sequence as the captain of the guards at the American embassy gates. The wife’s supposed death is also done well. But then it’s all down hill from there.

Let me say that only half of Chuck’s family makes it out alive. And that end sequence where a wounded Chuck falls to the ground and continues firing at a gunship with an AK-47 is just silly. Not to mention the rah-rah ridiculous climax. At least when Rambo took down a gunship it was doable but this was just absolutely moronic. This movie is just so awful and is one of Chuck’s worst.

(0.5 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Movie Review: Invasion USA

Back in 1985, the threat of the mighty superpowers throwing down and blowing us all to kingdom come was on everyone’s minds. The threat of nuclear war, building a bomb shelter, how to survive a nuclear winter and how would mankind recover after World War 3.

Would the Soviets just blow us up or would they instead invade. This was all over the pop culture of the time and especially in the films. Movies like 1984′s “Red Dawn” had the Soviets parachuting into Middle America to form a beachhead for invasion. 1985′s “Spies Like Us” had Dan Ackroyd and Chevy Chase thwarting a rogue nuclear missile. But these are just two examples of the pop culture of the time.

1985 was a big year for Chuck Norris and “Invasion USA” was his third film that year. “Missing in Action 2″ flopped but Chuck’s “Code of Silence” opened in May 1985 and became Chuck’s third biggest film of all time. “Invasion” debuted in September 1985 and started a for film $10 million plus streak for Chuck and Israeli action producers Yoram Globus & Menahem Golan.

This brings us to Chuck’s opus to the threat of a Red invasion. “Invasion USA” finds a Russian spy, Rostov (Richard Lynch), being the spearhead for an all out invasion. His mission is to turn America against herself. By using random acts of terrorism to bring America to her knees. Blowing up churches, shooting peace demonstrators and killing Christmas shoppers. When they commit the acts of violence they are dressed as military men or police officers.

The movie itself is completely ludicrous but after 9/11 and terrorism sweeping the globe the movie is just damn eerie.

Norris plays Matt Hunter, a former CIA agent, who has a personal connection to Rostov and well Hunter has been a thorn in Rostov’s side for many years so during the invasion Rostov tries to kill Hunter. This obviously awakens the sleeping giant and Hunter goes after Rostov and stop the invasion.

The film is just silly from conception to execution. It is hard to see that this is the same people even down to the producers and writers of Chuck’s “Missing in Action” film. (See that review coming on Wednesday)

It is hard to classify “Invasion USA” as a Chuck Norris film at its heart. Chuck hardly does any karate in the show but once again shows us that his weapon of choice is the compact UZI. The movie’s most famous image is Chuck with his two strapped on double UZIs. This film felt more like Norris was impersonating Schwarzenegger than the limber calculated Norris of old.

(2 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Movie Review: The Octagon

Ever since the passing of Bruce Lee in 1973, Hollywood had been on a kung fu craze.

Martial arts action films dominated the airwaves through the mid-seventies and into the eighties.

Before they were taken over by the larger-than-life 80s action hero who used guns and explosives more than high kicks and fancy takedowns.

The Schwarzeneggers, Stallones and others pummeled their way into the glory of the 80s and slaying Cold War villains.

“The Octagon” came towards the end of the martial arts craze. Chuck had been there at the beginning facing off against Bruce Lee in the now classic action scene from 1972′s “Way of the Dragon” it would be Lee’s last Hong Kong martial arts film before 1973′s “Enter the Dragon”.

Chuck had been encouraged to get into acting by his friend Steve McQueen who he trained in martial arts.

Chuck was a multi-North American Karate champion with a record of 65-5 between 1964 and 1974.

They called him “unbeatable” which made him the perfect choice to square-off against Bruce Lee in “Way of the Dragon”, his first starring role in a motion picture.

“The Octagon” embraces parts of Chuck’s past as in the film he stars as a retired martial arts champion who while attending a martial arts expo gets caught up in a conspiracy that involves a renegade group of ninjas creating a training ground for terrorists.

The film’s last 30 minutes are why this movie is so remembered by fans. The first almost 90 minutes are so unforgettable it is almost laughable. That surprised me because I remembered this film as jewel in the Norris library. But the story is convoluted and nothing really happens. There is a love story sub-plot that it seems the writer gave up on.

Karen Carlson is not appealing at all as Chuck’s love interest. If I would have been casting this film I would have swapped Kim Lankford and Karen Carlson. Kim Lankford’s short appearance in the film is just much more interesting than anything Carlson brings. Lankford also had wonderful chemistry with Chuck opposed to Carlson. I did like the chemistry between Chuck and his final love interest Carol Bagdasarian but even that felt rushed. But she was great in every scene she was in and one of the strongest female characters in any Norris film.

Also other than plot devices what were Lee Van Cleef and Art Hindle really doing in this film? What were Lee Van Cleef’s motives? I mean its like he was there one second and gone the next.

I would have liked to have seen him and Chuck take on the Octagon. You know like Van Cleef did in his series “The Master”. That would have been cool. As for Hindle, well he is great character actor but really he is only memorable here for his hair.

This should have been full tilt Chuck vs. Ninjas. Expand his backstory with his evil brother, his connection to the ninjas, give him deeper motivation and structure before taking on the camp and quit trying to splice in needless drama scenes and that utterly ridiculous voiceovers with an echo.

I liked the last 30 minutes but I just wish the film was more like that overall.

(2 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Retro Review: The Haunting

Director Jan DeBont’s remake of the classic “Haunting of Hill House” is a marvelous direction of eye-candy with a hollow center.

Lili Taylor, Catherine Zeta Jones, and Owen Wilson star as patients trying to overcome insomnia with the help of their trusting doctor played blandly by Liam Neeson. What they don’t know is that the doctor’s real objective is to explore the dynamics of fear.

The cinematography, art direction and mystique of DeBont’s haunted house is mesmerizing as the gothic atmosphere and leering heads all over the set make the movie a beauty to watch. Pushing that aside we are captivated by the mystical flowing curtains that turn into faces and the carved creatures springing to life.

But what DeBont forgot was who the heck are these people we are supposed to be terrified with. Lili Taylor is the juiciest morsel in the bunch and her performance is wonderful if you can get caught up in it. As for the rest of the cast they are, should we say, daft to the point of boring.

With these characters being so shallow and hollow, the fear never manifests itself and all we are left with is a summer special effects spectacle.

(3 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.

Who was Chuck Norris?

Starting Monday September 26, this blog will celebrate Chuck Norris.

Over the last couple weeks I have been on a quest to find out ‘who was Chuck Norris?’

Ever since the infamous action hero was cast in ‘Expendables 2′ I thought I would rediscover the man, the myth, the legend.

So I started by rewatching his cult favorite film “The Octagon” which is one of the top five Norris films that any movie geek can name. I was surprised when I rewatched it after almost a decade. See my review Monday.

Then I moved on to see “The Delta Force”, “Lone Wolf McQuade”, “Force of One”, “Missing in Action” 1, 2, 3 and “Invasion USA”. I still will rewatch “An Eye for an Eye”, “Way of the Dragon” and “Code of Silence” before I assemble the best Norris flicks this coming Sunday. You will see reviews of many of these this week right here at “The Soothsayer Never Sleeps”.

I have also joined Chuck Norris’s fanpage on Facebook and learned that since his last film 2005′s “The Cutter” Norris has become quite the humanitarian, political advocate (even going on the campaign trail with Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee) and still a strong supporter of martial arts.

“Expendables 2″ will be Norris’s first film in almost seven years. Chuck Norris turned 71 this past March. It will make Norris the oldest member of the team. But you have to remember action stars like Lee Marvin, Lee Van Cleef and one of my faves Charles Bronson were doing action films well into their 70s.  Bronson made his last film (which was an action film) at 78. Heck, Harrison Ford is only 2 years younger than Norris and he’s slated to do Indiana Jones 5.

So as we take a look at Chuck Norris, here are some of the questions I hope to answer during the course of the upcoming week:

Why was Chuck Norris so popular?

What are the top 5 Chuck Norris films?

What is the greatest Chuck Norris film?

Where did all the Chuck Norris jokes come from?

What was Chuck’s signature move?

CHECK OUT THE CHUCK NORRIS FILM REVIEW ARCHIVE!

Retro Review: The Upside of Anger

Critically acclaimed writer-director-actor Mike Binder brings us deep inside the world of a family on the bridge of failure. Binder is probably best known for creating and starring in the HBO comedy series “The Mind of a Married Man” which poked fun at how much a man’s world changes when he finally gets married.

This time out, Binder takes on more serious subject matter and assembles an amazing cast.

Binder’s “The Upside of Anger” finds housewife Terry Wolfmeyer (Joan Allen) on the brink of collapse when her husband disappears. Terry suspects he has been cheating on her for a while now and he finally decided to leave her and their four nearly grown-up daughters (Alicia Witt, Erika Christensen, Keri Russell, Evan Rachel Wood).

Down the street from Terry lives retired baseball star Denny Davies (Kevin Costner), whose not quite sure what to have for breakfast Budweiser or Coors. Davies makes his living by hosting a radio talk show where he talks about everything except baseball much to the dismay of his producer Shep (Mike Binder).

Davies wanders down the block to the Wolfmeyer house so that he can talk to Terry’s husband about a land deal. Davies has no idea what he is stepping into. Denny Davies life is about to change in a very big way.

What is poignant about “The Upside of Anger” is that is probably one of the best dramas about family since “Ordinary People”. It has honesty, frustration, screaming, compassion and all the other ingredients that make families interesting. It’s an amazing look at one family’s evolution.

I was utterly blown away by the performance of the great Joan Allen. This woman is good in everything she does but still is barely honored by Hollywood. Her rugged, angry ice-queen Terry is so utterly flawless that it’s hard to see where the real Joan might be. She is absorbed and entranced in her character.

The opposite of Allen’s character is Costner’s drunk of a neighbor. He is like some old sheepdog that your kid brings home and still insists on eating out of the garbage. Costner is great in this rather laid back role which is the antithesis of Allen’s ice queen.

There are a lot of great scenes between these two actors that is the cornerstone to this film.

The daughters in the film are all played by upcoming great actresses but each of them really never has enough screen time to really match the performances of the adults in the piece. Still it is amazing casting bringing these four together.

I also really like Mike Binder as the sleaze-bag Shep. Why they gave this guy the name of a dog, I am not sure. Binder is perfect as this “morally-challenged” guy who perfectly accents Costner’s sleazy side.

There are times when you want to throw your popcorn at the screen, there are times when you may want to cry and there are also those times that may cause a tingling sensation run the length of your spine. This rich landscape of performances, keen script-writing and character development are the backbone of what makes a true drama so inspiring.

“The Upside of Anger” is what you can describe as a near perfect drama.

(4.5 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Turning Paige

Snow falls on a family as it struggles to overcome a hidden and tormented past. Don’t all families have struggles and skeletons in the closet?

“Turning Paige” stars rising starlet Katharine Isabelle (Ginger Snaps) as the film’s title character Paige. Paige has had to absorb some new responsibilities in her life after the death of her mother.

Paige’s deepest passion is her writing. Her father (Nicholas Campbell of TV’s DaVinci’s Inquest) is having his share of problems too.

The secrets buried within the family are reawakened when Paige’s older brother, Trevor (Phillip Dewilde) returns. Trevor shakes the foundation of the family forever.

“Turning Paige” covers a lot of previously seen areas in motion pictures. The struggling family unit crippled by its own skeletons is nothing very new. The father who is a drunk and is watching his family slip away is something I have seen many a time. Or even the dreaming teenage girl who wants to escape her world for bigger and brighter things. The hardest element of “Turning Paige” is that it’s just so hard to watch at times.

For me it was that I was never sure for a moment if I could watch every single frame of the film. The thing that drove me to watch the whole film was the performance by Katharine Isabelle because she is a magnet for celluloid. This young woman oozes raw talent and acts way beyond her young vibrant age.

I loved her performance and how she really seemed to meld well with the struggling persona of Paige. The problem was that she out-acted everyone around her and made me realize how many times I had seen other films and specials like this plot before.

I enjoyed how the writers brought in Paige’s teacher to clarify her writing and how the teacher would ask Paige about the events in the writing and how they related to her real-life. Paige would just exclaim, “It’s all made-up” when as an audience member you know that the writing does in fact accent some of her struggles. For me the most memorable scenes were the ones between Paige and her teacher.

In other scenes between Paige and the other cast members where Paige was an emotional wreck made me squirm in my seat. When she would act with raw emotion it seems like the snowy celluloid world around her dissolved into a puddle at her feet. I almost felt helpless and abused by the experience.

The best way I can describe the elements tangled within “Turning Paige” is an “after-school special” overshadowed by a wondrous new upstart. In 2001, CTV released a film called “Lucky Girl” where another young starlet named Elisha Cuthbert (who now stars in Fox’s “24”) did exactly what Katharine Isabelle does in this film.

Cuthbert was so convincing in “Lucky Girl” that the actors around her were pale in comparison. I have to praise Isabelle for doing the over-shadowing in “Turning Paige” but when something is that raw and real it makes you look at what is around the performance.

Another example of this was in last year’s “Mulholland Drive” where the two lead actresses took over the film and allowed audiences to see the obvious flaws around them.

I loved the showcase performance housed within this snowy drama even if I couldn’t handle some of its reality. I enjoyed how the seasons influenced some of the emotions being felt by the cast. But I just couldn’t overcome that I had seen these elements before.

(3 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Goal: The Dream Begins

Has there ever been a dreamy sports film about soccer? I can’t seem to remember one unless you count “Bend It like Beckham” but that was about girls in an unprofessional league.

Most famous for directing the 1995 clunker “Judge Dredd” and now being a part of the stable of directors for CSI, director Danny Cannon headlines a new sports movie about the world’s biggest sport, soccer.

The film follows Santiago Munez (newcomer Kuno Becker) as he starts from the barrio of Los Angeles as an illegal immigrant from Mexico. Munez struggles against is overly proud father (Tony Plana) and near poverty.

One day while playing a pickup game, Munez is noticed by Glen Foy (Stephan Dillane) who sees a magic in the young man. Munez isn’t sure of his talent but begins to believe Foy’s vision.

Foy phones in a favor with the prestigious soccer club Newcastle United in England and promises Munez that if he can get to England he will get a shot at making the team.

Munez struggles to make his dream come true much to the disappointment of his father. Leaving his life behind, Munez boards a plane and heads to England.

The trials and tribulations that Munez faces as he tries to achieve his dream will test every fiber of his being.

“Goal!” is basically like every other sports film before it as a young hero does all he can to make it in the big league. What is different about the film is that it’s about soccer and it does a great job of introducing the game to North American audiences and also the film is tailor-made for soccer fans.

I really liked the performance of newcomer Kuno Becker who shines in the lead role as the struggling upstart. There are a lot of sequences where the film could be compared to “Rocky” and those memories only make the film all the more memorable.

The plagues of the film come with how many sports film clichés can you pile into a film. It isn’t the fault of the director or the writer it’s just with the genre. Sports films are like romantic comedies we have seen the same thing a million times but that doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy the journey.

This film has been a phenomenon overseas and two sequels have been greenlit to further explore Munez’s role at Newcastle United. So in that case I guess it’s even more like “Rocky” than I realized.

(3 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.