Retro Review: Scary Movie 4

It has been 26 years since, 1980’s “Airplane!” which unleashed a brand of comedy that is still embraced to this day. That film took parody and slapstick to a new level in motion pictures.

Now one of the creative forces behind that landmark film, director David Zucker returns to silver screen.

He single-handly turned around the Scary Movie franchise with the third installment in 2003 which not only paid slight homage to “Airplane!” but also reunited him with Leslie Neilsen who he directed in “Airplane!”, “The Naked Gun” and “The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear”.

Scary Movie 3 was the funniest of the series and was a welcomed return of David Zucker. Sadly his follow-up isn’t as funny and just feels like the creative talent involved were just plain lazy.

The film’s plot or if you can call it that, finds Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris), the heroine from all the films in the franchise, taking a job as a nursemaid for a catatonic woman (Cloris Leachman) who seems to be petrified by the ghost of a boy who haunts her house. Cindy’s next door neighbor is Tom Ryan (Craig Bierko), a dock worker who is having problems with his kids after a divorce and watches as the world is attacked by alien-tripods. The ghost in Cindy’s house seems to have the key to defeating the aliens if she can just find the ghost’s father.

The film pokes fun at “Saw”, “War of the Worlds”, “The Village”, “The Grudge” and many others. Some of these scenes work while others are disastrous.

The biggest problem I had with the film is that I felt it lacked focus and seemed to fall back on so many other films like it. It is littered with lazy toilet humor and really bad cameos featuring unfunny and disastrous gags by the likes of Charlie Sheen and Carmen Electra. How many times do we need to see the Viagra and misplaced bathroom joke?

I have to hand it to Anna Faris for sticking it out through the best and worst of this series. She is such a great comedic find. If last year’s, “Just Friends” was any sign I know she has a long and hilarious career in front of her.

“Scary Movie 4” isn’t the worst in the series or worst than say, “Date Movie” but it is just a huge disappointment. Please studio executives, put a fork in the Scary Movie franchise because she is done.

David Zucker and his team’s next focus will be to parody the ever growing superhero genre with 2007’s “Superhero!”. Let’s hope he can once again excel in the genre he basically created.

(2 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Retro Review: Scary Movie 3

Hands down, my favorite comedy of all time is 1980’s “Airplane!” which was conceived by the comedy writing team of ZAZ or David Zucker, Jim Abrahams and Jerry Zucker. ZAZ were responsible for some of the funniest films of the past 20 years.

From the “Naked Gun” series to the “Hot Shots” movies to 2001’s “Rat Race”. Their parody comedy and comedic timing was second to none and is still emulated in a lot of the comedies of today.

The third installment of the “Scary Movie” franchise’s script has the talents “Airplane!” co-creator David Zucker, “Hot Shots” co-creator Pat Proft and indie film-maker phenom Kevin Smith all attached. The film also stars ZAZ alumni actors Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen and it is also directed by co-writer David Zucker. How could it not be a laugh riot?

“Scary Movie 3” has very little in common with its predecessors other than returning cast member Anna Faris as “Scary Movie” staple character Cindy Campbell. Cindy is now a television journalist and has a young son. Her first major assignment finds her meeting farmer Tom Logan (Charlie Sheen) and his brother George (Simon Rex). When Cindy finds out that the Logan farm is the key to an all-out alien invasion this alerts the President of the United States (Leslie Nielsen). If an alien invasion weren’t enough, Cindy also has to deal with a mysterious videotape and a mysterious death. Let the parody begin!

“Scary Movie 3” is a hilarious entry in the franchise as it re-awakens what this series is all about, poking fun at horror movies. There are so many hilarious moments that are sure to make the stiffest audience howl. There is a lot controversial jokes but given the over-the-top context they come off as just plain goofy. The film pokes fun at such films as “The Ring,” “Signs,” “Matrix Reloaded,” “Eight Mile,” “The Others” and even “American Idol.” It is so clever how each is woven into each other.

For me what was the best part about watching this film were the performances of Charlie Sheen, Leslie Neilsen and Anna Faris. Sheen’s mannerisms and dialogue reminded me so much of his beloved character from “Hot Shots!” Topper Harley but he was also able to meld those with a caricature of Mel Gibson in “Signs”.

I loved Leslie Nielsen who plays his president a lot like the great Lloyd Bridges did in “Hot Shots!” and probably the most treasured scene for me was an honorary line Nielsen delivers near the end of the film in homage to “Airplane!” if you love that film as much as me then it will make you fall out of your chair. I also found some similarities to Anna Faris’s Cindy to that of Julie Hagerty in “Airplane!”. The film was a pleasure ride for the comedic senses.

A couple small problems I had with the film were how short it is and how the filmmakers could have parodied so many more films. I wanted more. I also felt that a couple of the gags did go a little overboard especially at the wake.

When doing or watching a parody, you are bound to offend someone but it takes a real master to offend so many people but still keep them laughing. That is exactly what “Scary Movie 3” is.

If you love parodies, ZAZ movies or the movies made fun of here, then you are sure to love this film.

(3.5 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Retro Review: Scary Movie 2

The Wayans are back. They are here to kick the horror genre where it counts, again. Just how low will the Wayans Brothers go?

“Scary Movie 2”, the sequel to the $150 million dollar surprise of last summer, follows four teens who are tricked by their professor into visiting a haunted house for a school project. What is in the house is some pretty messed up stuff. Let the hilarity explode.

While the teens are visiting in the house the filmmakers parody such classic films as “The Haunting”, “House on Haunted Hill”, “The Exorcist”, and “The Amityville Horror”.

The original Scary Movie paved new ground as it attacked the “Scream” series just after the trilogy’s aftermath. “Scream 3” was so fresh in our minds that the timing was impeccable for a parody. This timing coupled with some great parody writing made the original “Scary Movie” so original. These were the key elements to why the film was such a huge success.

However in the sequel, the ideas are flat, toilet humor runs rampant and a lot of us probably won’t remember what these guys are trying to make fun of. The writing that was so fresh in the first one seem to be substituted with farts, puking, and any other way to dispel disgusting liquid. There are a lot of extremely perverse and gross gags that seem less shocking after Tom Green and the ton of other gross-out comedies this year. Now all this stuff just seems plain dumb.

My favorite scenes were the “Exorcist” beginning (up to a point), the “Charlie’s Angels” parody, and the freezer scene. Other than that I was bored and anxious to leave. I so hope “American Pie 2″ can save this quickly fading comedy genre.

(1 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.

Retro Review: Scary Movie

Those infamous Wayan Brothers attack the teen slasher flicks of the past 7 years. Somebody had to.

Scary Movie” follows the exploits of Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris) and friends who seem to be stalked by a serial killer. Only this time there are laughs, shocks, and total lunacy as we wonder who will live and who will die.

I was a little afraid of seeing this film after I read that the Wayans’ parents walked out of the film during its Hollywood premiere.

As the opening sequence began and we see Carmen Electra playing the Drew Barrymore role from “Scream” I started to see where the film was going.

I liked the quick pace and jumping from parody to parody with a very loose plot holding it together. Its no holds barred and before you can become insulted or alarmed it’s on to the next joke.

And because of this pace is why I liked “Scary Movie” a lot more than I did “Me, Myself and Irene” earlier this summer. The pacing allows the proper jokes to find the right audience member.

Don’t get me wrong “Scary Movie” is also vulgar and a gross-out comedy but it kind of fits when it tries to parody the gore and sexually curious characters often seen in “slasher” films. I laughed, grabbed my stomach and had a lot of fun during most of this film. Some of the jokes were a little over board for me but for the most part I had fun.

(3.5 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.

Movie Review: The Mummy (1959)

They just don’t make movies like this anymore. A monster who stalks his prey to carry out bloody vengeance.

There was innocence always contained in Mummy films where even though the Mummy would walk around in society it was never really explained.

I liked Mummy movies because of the curses and well that The Mummy was supposed to be relentless and that nothing on Earth can stop this creature from achieving its goal. The Mummy was also unique from other creatures because it had just one goal.

When the Friday the 13th series was at its peak with the very weak “Jason Takes Manhattan” some of the Mummy aspects were implemented into Jason. Mummy movies were also in some respect the first slasher films.

1959′s The Mummy became the first Hammer horror film to be embraced by Universal Pictures in using parts of their concepts for remakes. Kharis, the Mummy was the same name used in many Mummy films played by such legends as Lon Chaney Jr. and Boris Karloff. Peter Cushing’s character’s father Stephen Banning was the same character who was in “The Mummy’s Tomb”. Matter of a fact, this film is closer to “The Mummy’s Tomb” than the original Karloff film.

The movie was once again dreamed up by the Hammer brain trust of Fisher and Sangster and once more they hit a home run for Hammer. Mummy became the third most successful franchise at Hammer Studios.

Peter Cushing once again playing the scientist with a close encounter with a monster does a brilliant job. His performance here is more subdued than his Van Helsing or Dr. Frankenstein.

But it is so nice to see Cushing able to tweak his craft to find a new side of that kind of role. Really his Banning character could be Van Helsing all over again if he wanted it to be.

What is interesting is that Cushing’s dad is called Stephen Banning which was the name of the main character from “The Mummy’s Tomb”.

Christopher Lee’s performance is once again brilliant and well practically silent. His walk and presence is such a departure from any of his other roles you hardly know it is him under the makeup. He is still the only living actor to have played three of the top four monsters of all time. (Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster and The Mummy)

The whole drawn out flashback scene with Christopher Lee as Kharis before death is wondrously lavish and really cool to behold. I have to say I really got a kick out this scene. It was definitely one of my favorite of the film.

One of the underrated performances in the film is of George Pastell who plays Mehemet Bey. His character warns the archeologists of the curse and delivers the Mummy to England. His wickedly devoted presence and performance is a driving force in the film’s authenticity and respect to previous Mummy films.  I sympathized with the guy even though we know he is selfish and evil.

3 out of 5

So Says the Soothsayer

Movie Review: Dracula (1958)

When Hammer Films went to remake Dracula just a year after their huge success with “Curse of Frankenstein” they turned to the creative force behind that previously successful film.

Director Terence Fisher returned as well as screenwriter Jimmy Sangster.

Fisher and Sangster are two of the unrecognized forces behind the Hammer Horror boom. They had their hands in each of the successful franchises and crafted Hammer’s new take on classic horror.

Fisher turned once again to Peter Cushing who now was a marquee player for Hammer Films so his name was hoisted above the title. And he took on the role of vampire hunter Doctor Van Helsing.

With Cushing cast, who would play the title role of the world’s most famous vampire?

Christopher Lee starred as Frankenstein’s monster in “Curse of Frankenstein” but he was hardly the right choice for Dracula.

But with Cushing’s insistence and being paid for just 750 pounds, Lee donned the teeth of Dracula.

He only had thirteen lines in the whole production but that was thirteen more than he had in “Curse of Frankenstein”.

Dracula was career defining role for Christopher Lee but like Bela Lugosi before him the burden of the classic character would pay its price.

Hammer’s version of Dracula has been condensed some from other versions.

There is also very little blood in the film. Dracula is treated more as a supernatural entity than a creature of the night. This is addressed and explored more in the many Christopher Lee Dracula sequels.

One thing I found rather strange in the movie was that all the coffins have no lids. How does that make sense for a vampire or a human burial in any sense of the matter?

The strength of this film is the charisma of Christopher Lee, humility of Peter Cushing and well an interesting supporting performance from Albert Gough (who would play Alfred in 1989′s “Batman”).

Cushing’s Van Helsing reminded me a lot of a classic version Sherlock Holmes with an affinity to the supernatural. Cushing has the doctor act down to a science but with this role he also brings panache and humility like Basil Rathbone’s Sherlock. The perfect example of this is when Van Helsing tells Arthur (Albert Gough) about Dracula’s history and lineage. That scene screams Sherlock Holmes and Cushing plays it that way. I swear Cushing could have been as legendary as David Niven if he was allowed to excel besides in the Hammer Horror universe.

For the masses and modern fans of the vampire genre, “Dracula” will be called boring and endlessly bland. But that is where it’s charm lies in its subtly. It is one of the greatest Dracula stories ever filmed because of that and how it respected the source material.

4.5 out of 5

So Says the Soothsayer

Movie Review: Curse of Frankenstein

It was the movie that started it all.

It rejuvenated a studio in bankruptcy, sparked a life long friendship for the stars, brought two respected British actors to worldwide fame and renewed a generation’s interest in the macabre.

1957′s “The Curse of Frankenstein” was a retelling of Mary Shelley’s classic tale of a scientist (Peter Cushing) who can reanimate dead flesh so he creates his own man-monster (Christopher Lee) and to watch it go insane and destroy his life.

Peter Cushing’s Dr Frankstein is probably his most famous role. He would play the character in five films but from the get go, he played the character with an intense determination. The prickly demeanor and sociopathic tendencies make this one of horror’s mist delicious characters. It is Cushing’s performance that make us still want to enjoy Frankenstein’s story even after he kills people to reach his goal.

Another thing that is interesting about Hammer’s version is the relationship between Victor Frankenstein and his best friend Paul Krempe (Robert Urquhart). Their relationship is almost a tragic bromance. As each side debates the validity of pursuing scientific discovery. The tragic nature of their central relationship and the film’s grisly ending is never resolved until the final reel.

The movie itself is quite effective but it is sold all on Cushing. The movie does a good job of avoiding comparisons to Universal’s version but really it is just a gigantic prelude to Cushing’s work with Hammer.

“Curse of Frankenstein” wanted to push itself out of the shadow of Boris Karloff’s Frankenstein and escape a lawsuit threatened by Universal pictures. So what did Hammer do? It did something rather brilliant. Universal was obsessed with Karloff’s creature, every film after featured the creature not the man. So Hammer based their series on Dr. Frankenstein as a conflicted mad scientist not the creature.

Because of the lawsuit, the makeup of the creature had to be changed, the lightning bringing the creature to life had to be tossed, there was no “It’s alive” line and well the classic scene where Frankenstein meets the little girl by the lake was adjusted.

The scene in the woods where the creature was supposed to meet the girl was changed to a boy and filmed from a different angle. We never see the boy meet the creature instead the creature encounters the blind man from the first film who becomes his first victim.

“Curse of Frankenstein” marked the first time Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee shared a scene. Cushing met Lee for the first time when he was in his monster makeup. Lee had been in two other Cushing films but he was a uncredited extra in both. Lee’s performance as the monster in this film actually believe it or not helped him secure his career defining role as Dracula in 1958′s Dracula. (Watch for a review of that tomorrow, right here!)

Cushing and Lee would become lifelong films and take Hammer Horror to great heights. They would star in over 20 films together.

The best thing about “Curse of Frankenstein” is how it was the dawn of a new horror dynasty and exposed the world to the likes of Cushing and Lee.

4.5 out of 5

So Says the Soothsayer

Movie Review: The Curse of the Werewolf

Founded in 1934, Hammer Films started out as a small independent British film studio. It went through many growing pains including at one point bankruptcy between 1934 and 1955. It wasn’t until the studio turned to resurrecting the horror film that it started to make a long-standing imprint on horror films as we know them.

Their reimagining of Frankenstein came first in 1955 with “Curse of Frankenstein” starring Peter Cushing as Dr. Frankenstein. Cushing would become one of the lynchpins in the success of Hammer Horror Films. He would play Dr. Frankenstein again in 5 more sequels as well as become Van Helsing in their version of Dracula starring Christopher Lee. With these successful franchises Hammer expanded its repertoire. The Mummy and eventually Werewolf were also given the Hammer makeover. The Mummy found some success but was dwarfed compared to Dracula and Frankenstein.

To celebrate Halloween week, this blog is going to take a look at the birth of Hammer Horror. As in the coming days we will look at the Hammer Horror imprint, the Hammer makeover and relive those horror glory days.

First up is the only werewolf horror film that Hammer films ever made. This is a retelling of the werewolf myth except completely reborn.

The Hammer version begins when a struggling beggar is thrown in prison by a sadistic baron. While in prison, the beggar becomes almost feral and when the baron throws the beggar’s only friend, a mute girl, in jail with him. He rapes her and almost kills her.

The girl escapes prison and hides out in the woods. The harsh ordeal ends when she is saved by a kind noble who takes her in. It turns out she was pregnant and gives birth to a bastard son, Leon, Christmas morning which marks the child with the ‘sign of the beast’.

When Leon (Oliver Reed) grows up, he is cursed and supposedly only true love can break the curse.

This was the late great Oliver Reed’s debut performance and what a film to make it in. Inflicted by a curse, changing into a werewolf, true love, torture, murder, the movie has everything a thespian would dream of playing in one role.

The movie take well over 30 to 35 minutes to get going. During that opening you wonder if you are even watching a werewolf film. With so much backstory the films 1.5 hour running time feels like 3 hours.

Like most Hammer films, the movie teases the creature and the reveal must be an amazing, pulverizing blow for the audience. “Curse of the Werewolf” follows this lead as it isn’t until the movie’s ‘twilight’ (pardon the pun) before the creature is fully revealed.

This is done with great precision and it is kind of brilliant how the film keeps playing with the audience that in fact there might not even be a werewolf in the film. Reed’s performance as the creature is equally astonishing as his performance as the love struck man. The movie really has it all.

The ending of the film after the final reveal is kind of a disappointment and very reminiscent of the Lon Chaney classic.

“Curse of the Werewolf” may not be remembered as well as some werewolf films. But going back and rewatching the film I can see why it was given so much credit and stands as a bridge between Lon Chaney Jr’s “Wolf Man” and the classic “American Werewolf in London”.

3.5 out of 5

So Says the Soothsayer

 

Retro Review: Bandidas

Surprisingly, Bandidas is a cute little western that pays homage to the spaghetti westerns of the 1960s.

Bandidas stars Salma Hayek, as Maria, a rich Mexican socialite and Penelope Cruz as Sara, a desperate farmer’s daughter. Maria and Sara are brought together in turn of the century Mexico when a ruthless overseer (Dwight Yoakum) begins terrorizing their small town. The overseer cheats the towns people out of their land as he begins seizing land of the railroad.

Desperate and destitute, Maria and Sara become thieves so they can rob banks and give the swindled money back to the people. Think of them as two female “Zorros”. The “bandidas” become so popular that the overseer hires a criminologist (Steve Zahn) to investigate the identities of the thieving women.

What was so much fun about the film was the relationship between Cruz and Hayek. They squabble a lot but it’s just so much fun to watch.

I really liked it when they get a grizzled gunfighter (Sam Shepard) to help them train to become better bank robbers.

And then there is the whole kissing sequence with Zahn that is utterly hysterical and priceless.

Bandidas is a fun little film that could find an audience if given a chance. It reminded me so much of how fun the western and Zorro can be without Martin Campbell and an elaborate budget. Westerns are just more fun when they keep them simple.

Seek out Bandidas on Netflix or DVD, it’s worth the look.

(3.5 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer

Retro Review: Metropolis

In the 1940’s animation visionary Osamu Tezuka wrote a little graphic novel that brought about the dawn of a new era in animation and comics. That graphic novel is “Metropolis” and it inspired legions of cartoon creators. Tezuka has been dubbed the godfather of “anime” and “manga” and still influences animators and comic enthusiasts today.

Tezuka’s vision of the future dwells on a theory of how man and machine will co-exist in our future. In his novel “Metropolis”, young Kenichi journeys to a giant “metropolis” with his uncle to question a scientist by the name of Laughton.

Unbeknownst to Kenichi and his uncle, Laughton is building a secret weapon for Duke Red, leader of the Metropolis. His weapon is for world domination and he hopes that Laughton’s robotic creation will have no feeling and govern the world justly. Duke Red’s passion and devotion to the Laughton project displeases his adopted son, Rock.

Rock plans on disrupting Laughton’s project and bringing his father’s attention back to him. Rock also believes that his father should sit upon the world “throne” not a machine.

The struggle between Rock, Kenichi, Duke Red and Laughton’s creation Tima is the main focus of the story and dictates a little about how their futuristic world emulates our own.

“Metropolis” is a most beautiful piece of animation as it flows and carves out a giant all encompassing city. This city is reminiscent of films like “Akira”, “Blade Runner” and “Ghost in the Shell”.

The sub-plots involving a robotic rebellion reminded me a lot of the old Russ Manning serial called “Magnus: Robot Fighter” and of course “Blade Runner” where renegade robots fight for independence.

It truly is amazing how many influences must have spawned from this project since it does date back to the 1940s.

The problem with “Metropolis” was the print itself that I watched. The subtitles were huge and often filled a lot of the screen. That was when you could read them, as they would often be absorbed by the film’s rich background.

It really is a shame since the film itself is amazing to look at when you aren’t distracted by those subtitles.

This film could have been enjoyed by lots of people if it would have had incorporated an English soundtrack and a little more attention was paid to its release. I can’t wait to find the film on DVD. With an English track it will be inspiring to enjoy the scope and majesty of the film without being sidetracked.

(4 out of 5)

So Says the Soothsayer.